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Melissa McCarthy shuts down reporter who criticized her appearance

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Posted 8 years ago (originally sizvideos) + 98,402 notes

potbelliedgeek:

So my mom is shopping in a supermarket, wearing a full hijab and jilbab (commonly misnamed as a burka) and the whole time she is there, this kid is staring at her. Won’t stop staring. Just looking with wide-eyed shock. The lil feller isn’t any older than four. She doesn’t think much of it, she is used to far worse than just a few stares. Until the very end when the kid and his mom are behind her in the checkout, and he leans up and whispers loudly: “I LOVE YOU BATMAN”

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Posted 8 years ago (originally peteholmo) + 561,930 notes
  • my friends: you're so mean sometimes.
  • me: i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model.

sarcastickoopa:

let’s mcfreakin kill him

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Posted 8 years ago (originally dorites) + 221,444 notes

vanscribbles:

I saw something like this floating around on tumblr and wanted to add to it

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i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 

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ontopofgravity:

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

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ycontuespiritu:

Mr. Krabs is a petit bourgeoise asshole who routinely violates federal labor laws but his employees never complain about it because he probably represses organization against him. fuck Mr. Krabs.

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Posted 8 years ago (originally avant-sad) + 39,036 notes